Retweet Worthy Tweets # 4 — Tips, funnies, and inspiration

We start with several tweets offering helpful tips.

Know your customers. Understand their needs. Explain how you can help them. It's not about YOU, it's about THEM!
— Kim Garstツ (@kimgarst) June 24, 2012

Avoid analysis paralysis.Just get it done!
— Brian Carr (@carrbc) June 24, 2012

We want to help you, #authors. Tweet your book's Amazon link to #AmazonLikes, and we'll like it for ya!
— Derek Blass (@DerekBlass) June 23, 2012

[#MarketingTip] Make sure your message stays consistent no matter what element you are adding to the brand.#SusanMyersBiz
— Susan Myers (ツ) (@SusanMyersBiz) June 23, 2012

Now for a few funny tweets.

An insane asylum patient shouted, "I am George Washington, God told me so!" Just then another patient screamed back "I did not!"
— Kelly Paul Robertson (@KellyPRobertson) June 23, 2012

When my son, Colt, was 4 & trying to be just like me in trying to tell me I made him laugh hard, he'd say, "You crap me up, Dad!" ~ KPR
— Kelly Paul Robertson (@KellyPRobertson) June 23, 2012

I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me. :-)
— Kelly Paul Robertson (@KellyPRobertson) June 23, 2012

I spilt coffee on my keyboard yesterday and the 'a' key is now sticking.Not good when your name is Aaaaaaaaaaaaaalexaaaaaaaaaandraaaaaa...
— Alexandra Clare (@_AlexandraClare) June 23, 2012

After seeing those tweets, I wanted more funny, so I tweeted this:

Someone tell a joke.
— The Masquerade Crew (@MasqCrew) June 23, 2012

Here's what I got:

@MasqCrew a cloud of Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here" Argon doesn't react. Via @MattMooreWrites
— Adam Shaftoe (@AdamShaftoe) June 23, 2012

@MasqCrew Q: How does Moses make tea? A: Hebrews it. (via @MindofMelanie)
— Sandra Hessels (@creativedifrnce) June 23, 2012

Let's end with some inspirational tweets.

Off to write my first thousand words for the day. Sometimes the hardest part is getting started. #amwriting
— Fantasy Author (@BrianRathbone) June 23, 2012

NICE!! RT @WendyAMProsser: Wrote nearly 2000 words today. Determined to get back on schedule. #amwriting
— Celeste Ragland (@The_DopeShow) June 23, 2012

3k words done after a long day working. My head is thumping. Hello bed, you're so smooshy. #ilovebed #wordsprint #amwriting
— Kirsty Kearney (@kirstykearney) June 23, 2012